
A cute girl stopped me in Vancouver's finance district last week and offered to set me up with a host of sexy women. She was a promo girl for Vancouver's headhunting dating agency Executive Search Dating. Yessah! I'm in. And so now as Blaspheme Bourne I've re-entered the dating scene... I'm firkin excited to see who they introduce me to. Oohwhee!
Newly curious about what other dating services are out there I thought I'd give the online scene a shot too. I wonder what sort of fun trouble I can get up to...
Check me out at Lavalife.com. Search for my username "BLAS" under the Dating category and drop me a line. Make it fun. I'll def give you more attention. Hoohaw!
— B
Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 1:34am.

Alright alright. I'm off again. Beware the phish. Peace. (Posted 20 hours ago)
@Miragi What's fun is checking out the profiles of the peeps I got them from. Naughty naughty. (Posted 20 hours ago)
@Jaxthatgirl aw. there there. I'll DM you some spam right now to cheer you up (Posted 21 hours ago)
@chrissychrzan Haha. And here I was thinking you were getting your sob on in some suckas popcorn. (Posted 21 hours ago)
@Jaxthatgirl Basically the variants say, "Wow! I found this hilarious blog/photo/note about you. Login to see!!" (Posted 21 hours ago)
@Jaxthatgirl Seriously? I must have got that 7 times now. 7 times my charm. (Posted 21 hours ago)
@chrissychrzan at home?? hmmmmmm. tsk tsk. I paid full price to see that one! :P (Posted 21 hours ago)
@Jaxthatgirl Sung to the tune of Christina Aguilera ♩ (Posted 21 hours ago)
What's with the phishy DMs I've been getting all day. Firefox blocks the website. Y'all arn't putting your password into it are you?? (Posted 21 hours ago)
@Jaxthatgirl klass and sass. yass! (Posted 21 hours ago)
Miki S♥ (not verified)
lol they will never know what hit em!!
Submitted by Miki S♥ (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 2:13am.
Gersh (not verified)
OMG you're a bold one Bourne. I'm on Lava too but I never would have thought of posting my profile publically. Let us know how it works out, you might be on to something!! :P
Submitted by Gersh (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 2:29am.
Susan (not verified)
I like the read hehe but you should post something descriptive about the type of girl you're looking for. Give me some specifics!
Submitted by Susan (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 2:44am.
Steffi B (not verified)
ryc -- yes of course! I'll let them all know and we'll see who puts their hands up.
Good luck with your dating adventure! Don't forget to tell me how it goes :)
Steff
Submitted by Steffi B (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 3:51am.
XINERGY (not verified)
You could end up moving to Houston from NYC, like I did.
That's the kind of trouble you could get into meeting someone online.
>.<
Submitted by XINERGY (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 4:23am.
DM Toronto (not verified)
do WE qualify as an online relationship? :D jk, I'm too much woman for you Blas ;)
Submitted by DM Toronto (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 4:49am.
Gsake (not verified)
What are the women like on lavalife?
Submitted by Gsake (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 8:48am.
Taka604 (not verified)
Lava is sort of a waste of time..... Therw are too many people playing too many games....
Submitted by Taka604 (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2007 - 9:40pm.
Gsake (not verified)
very true I guess it's all a bit of a game of chance eh
Submitted by Gsake (not verified) on Thu, 11/15/2007 - 1:26am.
Jessm (not verified)
I read your lava profile! I love how you write! Love it!
Submitted by Jessm (not verified) on Thu, 11/15/2007 - 5:22am.
Natasha (not verified)
Haha! Hey Blas.. Its the cute girl who signed you up. Any call yet? Lava is actually alright.. Seems to me there is definately some quality potential somewhere on there. From what I've seen so far. Best of luck! Xo
Submitted by Natasha (not verified) on Thu, 11/15/2007 - 8:43am.
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