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Bourne & Lemonspank ::..:.:.: Thought Mashup

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Things somewhat furry__

These bunnies want to kill you...

But you shall kill them first...
http://www.10mg.nl/

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 4:44am.

Where do good graffiti stickers go after dark? Peel, stick & live the adventure ~

http://www.mumblemagazine.com/mumbleville/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 4:17pm.

Ooh, aah. I wonder if that's what happens for scratch n' sniffs too. You may recall from FB:2007, I'm missing my rootbeer.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 4:54pm.

Clicked onto this from yours. This is what I'm going to do RIGHT NOW. Off to lunch.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 5:03pm.

It's scissors, it's a bracelet, it's for all you cutters out there!! Chop, chop & look faboo ~

http://www.notcot.com/archives/2008/01/toy_me_scissor.php#more

.......slice

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 5:34pm.

eh? Did I sent you notcot earlier? I just found that site yesterday.

Today is a Day of 1,000 Distractions.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 7:11pm.

we call that synchronicity Jablas! tweren't the first time that has happened to the likes of us :-D

spy these for shiz & giggles:

http://nikdaum.com/dordles/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 7:16pm.

Ooh, aah. haha "Have you posted your resume yet?"
My my, That's a whole lotta clicking.

Clicka, clicka.
I like how you ticka.
Clicka, clicka,
Check out this chicka__

Fold your own!
http://www.mckibillo.com/PaperBirds/paperbird.html

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 7:45pm.

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 9:00pm.

settling on a branch with a champagne flute?

http://www.electricbirdcage.com/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 11:41pm.

Oohaah. Swingin' London. Haute damn. Nice find. Have a look at this. My friend elle pinky saw these rabbit stools at Circa in Toronto.

http://www.kidrobot.com/products2.cfm?ID=4524&cfid=4764358&cftoken=52334...

Appreciation art?

http://www.lukechueh.com/paintings/chuehingkozik.html

Oohwhee-found the link to Circa's Room

The Kid Robot room
http://www.kidrobot.com/content.cfm?section=circaOpening
http://www.kidrobot.com/reports/circa/pages/KR_CiRCA_23.htm

At Circa
www.circatoronto.com

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 3:21am.

Whrrr, bonk-bip zoink. (ask R2, he'll translate that for you).

I'd like to get one of these euphonious contrivances ~

http://www.lovegroverepucci.com/collection-concerto-table.htm

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 1:53pm.

Oh my. Cheeky. R2 blushed when he repeated what you wrote.

Lawds, that's a cool piano. But it could be improved.

They should rig the dock into a piano bench, and build real tickling ivories that crash up and down to the playing tune. Oh. And a swiveling-nodding device that head-bangs the iPod — like Schroeder from Charlie Brown. Ooh. Ah. And, a built in buxom dame to lay across the top of said piano in a Jessica Rabbit evening gown. That would excite my inner pianist. Music aficionados, rejoice!

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:25pm.

But only for one of these parties ~

http://www.castleevents.com/

*spank*

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 1:57pm.

Someone's got their Eyes Wide Shut. I like yer style.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:28pm.

When in NY, pls go here & shop for me.

http://www.jeffreynewyork.com/

Prada. Nuff said.

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 2:30pm.

Lucky for you I'll be both in Atlanta and NY. Jeffrey. Like... the Fresh Prince butler? A classic spin-off.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:30pm.

When you launch your new offices in the diiiirty south, here's a thoughtful 'announcement product' you may wish to consider...

http://daddytypes.com/2008/01/13/all_that_and_a_bag_of_rice_the_dakigoko...

All that & a Bag of Rice!!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:32pm.

Ooh. Bags of rice with my face on it? Brilliant. Lemonspank, you should consider a career change. Fo'real.

Everything's open to branding these days. Check out the new Chomsky__

http://www.brandonbird.com/signifier_signified.html

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:42pm.

Also by Bird__

(preview)

(full)
http://www.brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html

Makes me think.....

Weapon of Choice

Windows Media Player (Clear. Cristopher-Clear.)

http://tinyurl.com/5zleo

Youtube (Universal player, but you can't see Walken's face, so really, what's the point?!)

http://tinyurl.com/23yrgj

And to accompany, Christmas Letters to Walken__

http://www.brandonbird.com/walken_letters.html

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:51pm.

One of my all-time fav videos & actors!! Walken-do-no-wrong. Ever since 'Communion' scared the aliens from my closet.

The letters are as silly as an albino in a black hole. Utterly pointless but merrily captivating!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:55pm.

Continuous art! Lav it.


 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 7:08pm.

LINE DRAWING!! I love that video, amazing work! *They* tried to teach us that technique in fashion school - don't lift the pen, just design the lines.

A local/popular Vancouverite who uses that format in most of his works (& teaches classes where they serve vino...!) is:

http://www.jordanbent.com/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 7:14pm.

C'est vendredi et nos rêveries élégantes ont-elles besoin de rafraîchissement, qui meilleur d'investir dans notre soif que le Fifi toujours chic?

http://fifi-lapin.blogspot.com/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 01/18/2008 - 2:26pm.

Les martinis pourraient être plus sages.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:17pm.

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Fri, 01/18/2008 - 8:00pm.

What...you've never seen as Ass Cat?

http://www.nikdaum.com/dordles/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/24/2008 - 5:44pm.

LAV IT

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Sun, 01/27/2008 - 2:24pm.

2 friends turning 30 - with respective individual parties, a murder mystery dinner to celebrate 2 other friends' birthdays, a private indie party, invite only, location secret....It's a monster weekend!!

best get me some of these: http://www.longoland.com/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 01/25/2008 - 12:52pm.

Did you monster mash? Did you catch on in a flash?

FEB 21__
http://www.sneakerpimps.net

//

Snapped this on Main. kidrobot. Smokin Labbit Stool by Frank Kozik.

Smokin Labbit Stool

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 5:30am.

What you think of this jacket? And the material.

Trin

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 5:59am.

Chromatic! I like the bold shout on the classic cut, paints a melody on the eyes. I think I went blind for a few days, pardon my ill communicato.

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/31/2008 - 3:47pm.

While recently dancing around Hades, I noticed a familiar pop icon smiling through the flames. I found the spectacle so frightening I thought to share it...with you!

http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/01/16/hello-kitty-darth-vader-tattoo/

http://www.kittyhell.com.nyud.net:8080/2007/12/26/hello-kitty-contacts/

Blas save us from Kittification. Amen.

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 01/31/2008 - 3:52pm.

This all hurts my brain. But it's oddly fascinating. Oddly.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Sun, 02/03/2008 - 6:39am.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Sun, 02/03/2008 - 6:40am.

Submitted by Lemonspank on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 4:36pm.

mmm. and now I'm hungry.

How's this one?

And more__

http://www.neu-e.de/

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 8:46pm.

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 3:08pm.

I believe the proper response would be, "Woah.."

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 02/11/2008 - 11:18pm.

http://www.juanfranciscocasas.com/

Pen me a new world!!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 3:10pm.

Woah!

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 02/11/2008 - 11:19pm.

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 3:09pm.

Wha-Ohhhhhh

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 02/11/2008 - 11:20pm.

"Proof if ever it were needed of fashion advertising's incontrovertible shift towards film, last night the mighty PRADA unveiled 'Trembled Blossoms', a showstopping fashion film, at their 'SoHo Epicenter' store in New York. Directed by the performance artist James Luna and based on James Jean's Nouveau-esque wallpaper seen in the ad campaign, the film is an ambitious narrative fantasy depicting a cyber woman's journey through a magical, illustrated forest."

See Prada, click 'Trembled Blossoms' ~

http://www.prada.com/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Sun, 02/10/2008 - 12:37am.

Wowohh! o_0

As you may recall I love James Jean. This vid reminds me of Salty Soul's 2007 excursions through dark forests.

And it also reminds me of this__

http://magnusblomster.com/

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 02/11/2008 - 11:25pm.

hey this page is coool

 

Submitted by Mrs Puma on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 12:55am.

Haha, well that's beecause WE'RE cool :D jk.

If you like that well then mayhap you'll like this:

The link__

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/See-_-Saw/56191http://behance.vo.llnwd.ne...

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 2:34am.

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 2:35am.

This Valentine's Day I'm lusting for these: http://shop.missbruno.com/

My boy says the German in me has a 'collar' fetish. Always turtling my smile away under scarves, large stiffly tairlored/collared coats and luxurious cowled sweaters...

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 2:17pm.

Something random and cool.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Fri, 02/15/2008 - 3:27pm.

Simply fabtoillous! I like very much!!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 02/15/2008 - 3:30pm.

peppery & flowery

http://www.naturevsfuture.com/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Tue, 02/19/2008 - 2:30pm.

oddly captivating....I want more....

http://nwn.blogs.com/nwn/2008/01/lainy-voom-and.html

"The Dumb Man", Lainy Voom's latest animated short

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 02/20/2008 - 7:09pm.

Bruhahha. Star Wars synopsis by a 3 year old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Sun, 02/24/2008 - 11:07pm.

Haute ballon

http://www.jeffkoons.com/

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Tue, 02/26/2008 - 4:31pm.

oh la la.

Check this jacket out. Bigger version at my Flickr.

Endovanera Jacket

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 02/27/2008 - 6:38pm.

A modern dandy no less!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 02/28/2008 - 10:03pm.

bruhahah

Jacob's Mannequin // Before & After

Clickr the Flickr

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 02/27/2008 - 6:40pm.

it's astounding!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 02/28/2008 - 10:04pm.

HUSSEIN HUSSEIN HUSSEIN...for President:

http://www.swarovskisparkles.tv/video/fashion/autumn-winter-08/paris/hus...

He's so Chalayan he ain't even trying!!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 02/28/2008 - 7:38pm.

From a Piscean perspective this is SO exciting:

http://www.poseidonresorts.com/

*flips fins*

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 02/29/2008 - 7:06pm.

Submitted by Lemonspank on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 2:40pm.

Haute damn, this is hillarious.

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 03/06/2008 - 3:57pm.

Rickroll!

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 03/06/2008 - 3:58pm.

He invented the shimmy-shimmy-ya, splits-jump-twirl.

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 03/06/2008 - 10:39pm.


 

Submitted by Mrs Puma on Tue, 03/11/2008 - 4:22pm.

Oooh, seems like a viral video day! I got this one a couple times now. Thanks for the post K, perhaps I should setup a page for you to post more finds.

— Blas

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Tue, 03/11/2008 - 5:37pm.

Yes...join us in global fabunation...Mrs Puma, you are a Women's Hero.

Be moved:

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 2:00am.

Between the legs__

Found by Eris

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 1:12pm.

Lighter fare for today's breakfast option ~ Candy canes glisten, green frosted hills sparkle, and battered steel weapons glint in the setting sun. Tensions flare on both sides of the battlefield. Gumdrops glare with hatred at the Chocolates. Chocolates wait with confidence, eager to slaughter their opponent. High above in the crimson sky candy corn vultures circle in anticipation of the devastation to come. On a far away hill bright white eyes wait. They wait...

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 1:13pm.

Hee hee hoo. No more Goody Goody Gumdrops.

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 3:00pm.

Submitted by Lemonspank on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 3:17pm.

A collection of cool animations by H.Hoogerbrugge__

http://ml.hoogerbrugge.com/

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:39pm.

Oh my lord, you are going to love this__

Handmade stop motion animation made during 13 hours of drawing on the floors and walls of an abandoned building.



Awesome Stop Motion Wall Animation - Watch more free videos

The original link__

http://tinyurl.com/2qkxxh

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 6:44pm.

oh magical cupcake entity in the sky - you are right!!

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 03/14/2008 - 7:10pm.

"These animations were made on a tight timeframe and put willy-nilly on the internet to promote Nike's new Airmax 360 running shoes. Since people are motivated to get up early and run, there is a growing number of disgruntled snooze buttons. These are their stories."

http://www.nikdaum.com/artnew/a153.htm

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 03/14/2008 - 7:20pm.

Haha! Check this out__

"On May 4th, 2007, we asked internet users to help isolate Michael Jackson's white glove in all 10,060 frames of his nationally televised landmark performance of Billy Jean. 72 hours later 125,000 gloves had been located. wgt_data_v1.txt (listed below) is the culmination of data collected. It is released here for all to download and use as an input into any digital system. Just as the data was gathered collectively it is our hope that it will be visualized collectively. Please email links to your apps, video, source code, and/or screen shots to evan[at]eyebeam[dot]org. Work will be exhibited in an online gallery and depending on popularity and interest potentially in a forthcoming physical gallery exhibition as well. Huge thanks to everyone that contributed to the data collection. "

http://whiteglovetracking.com/

And here's something someone made with the data__

Giant White Glove


 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Sun, 03/16/2008 - 11:44pm.

^^^^ that is sick!! slapped my silly gland.

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 1:26pm.

>>>> is sick too ~ slapped my geometslixxxx

http://www.complexgeometries.com/

cloth cuts so fine that fabrics used, colours chosen and patterns applied truly aren't necessary.

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 1:28pm.

For complex geometries, those cuts are pretty simple. I guess that's what they call I-R-O-N-Y

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 5:04pm.

Cuts are simple but the draping efx are lovely! Cause/efx effect?

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 6:44pm.

The real reason why China blocked YouTube this weekend___

See President Hu Jintao’s speech on the matter… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Mon, 03/17/2008 - 5:05pm.

Unreal designs and fashion forward thinking from Reality Studios

~ http://realitystudio.de/index.html ~

check the collections + the killer accessories..........feeling the need to layer my neck in rings of leather......while wearing a sheer top combo aucun soutien-gorge......

freeing. I ♥ it.

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 03/20/2008 - 6:44pm.

"Blas here"

http://www.gorgeous.co.uk/

meow

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 03/26/2008 - 6:51pm.

Submitted by Lemonspank on Thu, 03/27/2008 - 9:56pm.

...so...much...gorgeousness...

"Motion graphics portfolio from Baltics"

http://www.korb.lt/index.htm

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 03/28/2008 - 12:13am.

Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon have an ongoing "feud". SO Damon got his revenge on Kimmel by way of Kimmel's long-time gf Sarah Silverman (girl on the cover of last week's Georgia Straight).

She's f**king Matt Damon!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJzpgxs&feature

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 9:00pm.

hahaha. and SHE's F**king Obama

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=skIlZflDs9Y

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 10:27pm.

I've been hiatus!!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK! (and I'm 'front' but that's for me to know & you to wonder)

check these bad boys out: http://www.slipoffs.com/

I'm espesh fond of the Goonies pair

 

Submitted by Lemonspank on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 2:50pm.

Ya Goonie! Ooh, do the Truffle Shuffle.

Welcome back from hiatus. And I was in Haiti! Well not really, but I did listen to Wyclef Jean last night.

Clef: husband to one Marie Claudinette Pierre-Jean, NYC fashion designer. Her brand is Fushon but I can't find any website. Any knowledge on this one?

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Wed, 04/30/2008 - 3:10pm.

Sneaky Spam blastards. *DELETE*

How you doon spanks? Going to holler at you soon. You should see the project. :|

 

Submitted by Blaspheme Bourne on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 5:31pm.

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