Blaspheme Bourne® Holiday food hangoverer™ (Posted 2 hours ago)
Q1 2009 is extreme make-over, Twitches! Taking up rock climbing. *hums Spiderman TV theme song* (Posted 2 hours ago)
God I feel fat. Never eating at that place again. Vegas-sized Vegas-cheap steak *erp* I'm going vegan tomorrow. (Posted 2 hours ago)
@elle_pinky *scratches my head naively* (Posted 2 hours ago)
@thody Yo I'm all about the steel. But mine is green. (Posted 2 hours ago)
hahaha. Can somebody explain this guy's tweet to me?! --> http://is.gd/eEVn (@jaimewoo) (Posted 3 hours ago)
Alright alright. I'm off again. Beware the phish. Peace. (Posted 1 day ago)
@Miragi What's fun is checking out the profiles of the peeps I got them from. Naughty naughty. (Posted 1 day ago)
@Jaxthatgirl aw. there there. I'll DM you some spam right now to cheer you up (Posted 1 day ago)
@chrissychrzan Haha. And here I was thinking you were getting your sob on in some suckas popcorn. (Posted 1 day ago)
